Toad Book

$36.95

Not just an ordinary joker TOAD!

From the gritty streets of a tough upbringing to the quiet struggles of shyness and self-doubt, this is the inspiring story of a man with a heart of gold.

Despite being short in stature, his contributions to the Child Cancer Foundation are nothing short of towering. Battling the demons of alcoholism, he found redemption through a passion for education and a love for training long-distance runners.

As a dedicated teacher and a musician, his journey is a testament to resilience and the transformative power of giving back. Loved and tolerated by many, ‘The Toad’ penned his story during the isolation of the COVID-19 lockdown, staying sober and fit against all odds.

This is a tale of triumph, proving that even one’s own worst enemy can be overcome with determination and heart. For any queries about the launch event or to contact the author, please email lilypad@arrowmark.co.nz.

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After seventy years in the making and four years of dedicated writing, this long-awaited story is finally here! Dive into a captivating journey that invites you to relive those iconic ‘Toad’ moments – each page a memory, whether heartfelt or humorous.

What’s the book about?

This memoir chronicles Toad’s life – addiction, education, career, community involvement, and sporting achievements, including ballet, wrestling, and an attempt to enter the Guinness Book of Records.

You’ll recognise many key figures who influenced Toad’s journey, from students and staff at Rongotai College, Teachers’ College, Wellington College, and Auckland Grammar School, to the celebrities who supported Toad’s fundraising efforts for the Child Cancer Foundation.

The memoir also delves into memorable experiences such as the McEvedy Shield, cross-harbour swimming, drinking in Wellington’s 70s pubs in school uniform, and Toad’s adventures in both sporting and musical realms. A standout moment is performing with the Bulldogs Allstar Goodtime Band alongside legends like Black Sabbath, Dragon, and Split Enz.

The memoir concludes with heartfelt shout-outs to the many who witnessed Toad’s journey – from his decline to his rise, ultimately sharing his story with you.

Secure your signed copy before the official release on Tuesday, 4 March 2025. Pre-order Price:  $36.95 + p&p
Format: Soft cover, 292 pages, over 100 photos

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A few featured anecdotes from the book …

A Tumultuous Beginning: From the moment I was born, there was no soft landing—just cold reality and the struggle to survive. Abandoned by my parents, I faced bullies, drunken relatives, and a world of hardship. But sometimes, survival meant fighting back. What happens when you’re born into chaos?

Lessons Learned at Wellington Teachers’ College: From late-night singalongs to epic surf competitions, Wellington Teachers’ College was anything but ordinary. I left with a distinction, but the true lessons came from survival, humor, and a few life-changing encounters. What really shaped me into a teacher? 

The Bulldogs Allstar Goodtime Band: From a backyard jam session to a packed theatre, the Bulldogs’ journey was anything but predictable—shut down by the cops, then stealing the show on prime-time TV. What led to a Royal Command Performance? The real story will surprise you. 

A Headmaster’s Surprise: I thought I was set for greatness when I joined Wellington College, but Headmaster Hill had other plans. My path led me to unexpected decisions and tragic consequences—what did I learn about leadership and fate?

The Rees-Thomas and Toad Road Show: Under the leadership of Harvey Rees-Thomas, I found myself in the middle of a whirlwind of success, chaos, and unexpected chemistry. From tough beginnings to the school’s most outstanding assessment, our partnership was legendary. What unexpected moments defined our journey?

The Harbour Relay: A chance encounter with a five-year-old boy battling leukemia led to one of New Zealand’s most successful promotions—The Harbour Relay. But what happened behind the scenes? How did this wild idea come to life? 

The “Almost” World Champion Moment: My time at Auckland Grammar was marked by wild adventures, friendships, and a moment when we almost became world champions. What stopped us? A little thing called cheating. The full tale is one you won’t want to miss.

Fighting Alcoholism: Alcohol was my constant companion, but it also controlled me. My journey with addiction took me to some dark places, but it also taught me the harsh reality of taking responsibility. Want to know how I fought back? 

 

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